How sadistic is my GF??????? I really would like to know

Hey P.A.C fans
Well its me again and i just got this crazy urge....... to find out how sadistic my Gf is. I will come up with a few simple questions that should be short and to the point.
HOW SADISTIC ARE YOU???????? I really dont expect an answer unless she really wants to post one. Not that there is anything wrong with that but...I kinda wonder if she will sing me to sleep then chopp of my head. Not saying that its all bad but you know what happened to Bob from Canada..... well his GF/BF if its Bobette... Sliced his throat from ear to ear and made him drink his own vomit. just reading one of my Gf's bloggs it just got me wondering..... WHAT IF I PISSED HER OFF IN BED???????????
Not that i ever could because i am the amazing pornstar from hell..... Well from earth (i consider it hell untill i take it over muhahahahahahaha) People that are sick and sadistic usually come in two forms...... Sick/Sadistic or sick and sadistic...... What one are you?????????? well i just hope that she is only sadistic because that is the word f the day............ But you never know untill she hauls a 22 on your ass and says bend over and then shoves it up your ass. It might sound harsh for tyhe faint of heart but.... its reality there are just That many sick people out there. thought one of them can stick his on head up his ass... Explain that one Dr. Phill........
Well on a lighter note..... Oprah Is fucking hotttttttttttttttt...... i know i just had to emphisise the hotness of Oprah. I just want to shove my ......... wel you should use your imagination... Which brings me to another point...... WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU THINK OF THIS SHIT?????????
Well i just haull it out of my ass sometimes but other then that ... hmmmmmm........ sex............ I jsut think its funn to make fun of people who have no imagination. Take for example......... Pokemon. Chasing around little animals sounds alot like Steve Irwin and his wfe in Australia.... The only catch is....... YOU GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL...... thought Steve caught one right in the Bag..... you catch Pokemon with a little ball.... Not surprising since Steve has none and Ash does...... Quite interesting since Ash is an Anime character. Another good example is from my Mother land ........................................................................................................................ CANADA. What the Fuck is our current Prime Minister doing with all the money for healthcare?????????? He is trying to be like the Americanos...(American for those who cant understand the OS at the end..) ALl right lets go from free health care to Pay a shitload for a bunch of crap that they inject us with and then shove a tube u our ass. Well i think that our Insurrection time has come... As soon as my army is ready i will Take over CANADA...... THEN U.S.... Give them beer and they will be fine........

Well i gotta go for a little while sports fans
remember ......................
I REJECT YOUR REALITY AND SUBSTITUTE IT FOR MY OWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!